All Units Respond

The missus and I look forward to our weekly local newspaper. And one of our favorite sections to read and discuss is the police & sheriff's log. Tucked in between the more serious reports recently were a few little gems that I thought you might enjoy:

No, family members, this was not me.

Gosh, I hope everyone was O.K.!

So be forewarned, visitors...

If it was the Love Boat Theme Song, I might call, too.