Soil, Seeds, Monster Trucks

Hawthorne & November's Guide To Seed Starting.

Step 1: Assemble seed trays, seed-starting medium, and production crew members.

Step 2: Add soil medium to seed trays. Making a model of Mount Rainier is unacceptable.

Step 3: Correctly identify and prepare seed for burial.

Step 4: Place desired seed in appropriate cell, one seed per cell.

Step 5: Prepare monster truck for unauthorized seed medium compaction plan.

Step 6: Feel free to continue unauthorized compaction plan even when verbally requested to cease and desist.

Step7: After seeds are planted within cells, correctly identify each planted section with appropriate labeling.

Step 8: Water seeds, give them adequate light, and wait for desired results.